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Hey I'm Lexi. I love to read. The Mercy Thompson Series, the Black Dagger Brotherhood series, and John Green books especially. Whovian. Slytherin Potterhead. Sherlockian. Gleek. Supernatural fan. Recently I have been obsessed with P!NK and All Time Low. I love to write but not many people see my stories.
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whatslifewithoutfandoms:

DOES THIS SOUND AGGRESSIVE IN YOUR HEAD

oh look now it’s normal

sarcastic

LOUD

the-legend-of-merlin:

 I barely know him. I met him… yesterday.

magicalnaturetour:

Waitomo Glowworm Caves are a famous tourist attraction because of the large population of fireflies that live in caves. Fireflies, or Arachnocampa luminosa - tiny bioluminescent creatures that produce blue and green light live exclusively in New Zealand.
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that-disney-blog:

there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about

assbuttsinpurgatory:

enochnochjoke:

katnisstiel:

thybitchspncrazy:

lemonzep:

mmmdaamn:

An exclusive scene out of Casa Erotica 14: The Taming of the Moose.

 

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON BUT REBLOGGIN

I THINK I CAN GUESS WHAT EXACTLY THEY’LL BE DOING
*LOOKS AT DOOR NUMBER

THE DOOR NUMBER

SCREAMING

nonsense, they can’t 69, gabe’s too short

it’d end up with gabe going down on sam and sam laughing and trying to avoid getting kneed in the face as he tickle-licks his feet

I think I need a fic now.

casey2y5:

The Winchesters are what happens when people in horror movies become self-aware

“I never know why. I only know who.”

superwholockstarkid:

logicallunacy:

Steampunk Corsets from Corset-Story.com.

Tag the porn people. Come on.

doctorcanon:

cmcross:

No, you don’t understand.
This actually happens.
We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re  all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.
So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.
So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.
It was the funniest shit ever.

Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these. 

doctorcanon:

cmcross:

No, you don’t understand.

This actually happens.

We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re  all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.

So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.

So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.

It was the funniest shit ever.

Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these. 

adammlligan:

Endless list of things that should have been in the movies
↳ Deathly Hallows, p. 216

“Master Regulus asked Kreacher to take him to the cave, the cave where Kreacher had gone with the Dark Lord… […] And Master Regulus took from his pocket a locket like the one the Dark Lord had, and he told Kreacher to take it and, when the basin was empty, to switch the lockets…”

» heymyfriendlikesyou asked:  Kreacher changing for good in the Deathly Hallows. (I hope you don’t mind I changed it into Kreacher’s story.)

#The ship you shipped for 5 minutes before it broke your heart

tumblgheadovrheels4u:

greeleys:

toldie:

What the hell…

lmfao jared didnt even flinch

TRUST

tumblgheadovrheels4u:

greeleys:

toldie:

What the hell…

lmfao jared didnt even flinch

TRUST